A Tolkien Christmas

*lalala-lalala-la-la-laaa*

On the first day of christmas, Tolkiens pen did scrawl,
The One Ring to rule them all

On the Second day of christmas, Tolkiens pen did scrawl,,
Two Towers Tall
And the One Ring to rule them all

On the Third day of christmas, Tolkiens pen did scrawl,
Three Looong Books
Two Towers Tall
And the One Ring to rule them all

On the Forth day of christmas, Tolkiens pen did scrawl,
Four Meddling Hobbits
Three Looong Books
Two Towers Tall
And the One Ring to rule them all

On the Fifth day of christmas, Tolkiens pen did scrawl,
A GIGANTIC F**KIN' SPIDER!!!
Four Meddling Hobbits
Three Looong Books
Two Towers Tall
And the One Ring to rule them all

On the Sixth day of christmas, Tolkiens pen did scrawl,
Six Orcs a-growling
A GIGANTIC F**KIN' SPIDER!!!
Four Meddling Hobbits
Three Looong Books
Two Towers Tall
And the One Ring to rule them all

On the Seventh day of christmas, Tolkiens pen did scrawl,
Seven Elven Archers
Six Orcs a-growling
A GIGANTIC F**KIN' SPIDER!!!
Four Meddling Hobbits
Three Looong Books
Two Towers Tall
And the One Ring to rule them all

On the Eighth day of christmas, Tolkiens pen did scrawl,
Eight Ents a-toppling
Seven Elven Archers
Six Orcs a-growling
A GIGANTIC F**KIN' SPIDER!!!
Four Meddling Hobbits
Three Looong Books
Two Towers Tall
And the One Ring to rule them all

On the Ninth day of christmas, Tolkiens pen did scrawl,
Nine Nazgul Riding
Eight Ents a-toppling
Seven Elven Archers
Six Orcs a-growling
A GIGANTIC F**KIN' SPIDER!!!
Four Meddling Hobbits
Three Looong Books
Two Towers Tall
And the One Ring to rule them all

On the Tenth day of christmas, Tolkiens pen did scrawl,
Ten Guards of Gondor
Nine Nazgul Riding
Eight Ents a-toppling
Seven Elven Archers
Six Orcs a-growling
A GIGANTIC F**KIN' SPIDER!!!
Four Meddling Hobbits
Three Looong Books
Two Towers Tall
And the One Ring to rule them all

On the Eleventh day of christmas, Tolkiens pen did scrawl,
Eleven Riders of Rohan
Ten Guards of Gondor
Nine Nazgul Riding
Eight Ents a-toppling
Seven Elven Archers
Six Orcs a-growling
A GIGANTIC F**KIN' SPIDER!!!
Four Meddling Hobbits
Three Looong Books
Two Towers Tall
And the One Ring to rule them all

On the 12th day of christmas, Tolkiens pen did scrawl,
Twelve Hundred Extras
Eleven Riders of Rohan
Ten Guards of Gondor
Nine Nazgul Riding
Eight Ents a-toppling
Seven Elven Archers
Six Orcs a-growling
A GIGANTIC F**KIN' SPIDER!!!
Four Meddling Hobbits
Three Looong Books
Two Towers Tall
And the One Ring to rule them all